Fuck Around and Find Out Sign — Carved Wood Warning Sign Housewarming Gift The Gag Gift That Actually

The Gag Gift That Actually Survives the Party

Choose the small size for a nightstand shelf or go Bold above the couch where the stakes run highest

and no peeling paint

A stunning blend of high-end craftsmanship and witty relatability

grounding tone for your quiet moments

Fuck Around and Find Out Sign — Carved Wood Warning Sign Housewarming Gift The Gag Gift That ActuallyFuck Around and Find Out Say It Once, In Solid Wood Some rules need a paragraph. This one needs six words. The Fuck Around and Find Out sign is the shortest complete warning ever written cause, effect, and consequences, carved deep into solid wood and hung where everyone can read the policy for themselves. Carved, Not Printed The letters are CNC carved into solid Kentucky pine or poplar, then hand stained and sealed. That matters for a sign like this: